abby your jesse gif makes me happy. you do too. <3

ilu2 klo <3333333

12/10/12 ◔ 2
Anonymous asked
Is there anyway you'd give up the url audreyhornes because I'd sell my soul for it tbh

Audreyhornes is near and dear to my heart and I have a lot of shit that directs back to it but more importantly it is near and dear to my heart, so I’m going to have to say no. Sorry, anon.

28/09/12
Why did you feel so indifferent about it?

spoilers for the master everyone!!!!!! (or something)

i guess it just didn’t feel like it worked together as a film well enough for me? i enjoyed individual scenes and it wasn’t like i was like, NOT liking it, but all together as a work of art it didn’t leave a very strong impression on me as to its point of view or purpose. it didn’t build to a cohesive whole. i felt like pta had a bunch of different ideas as to where he wanted to go with it and instead of picking one and making it the central theme he just got kind of nebulous and threw a bunch of things in that might have been really powerful if it were a little more focused. the acting was terrific and it was freaking beautiful (i saw it in 70 mm and WOWZA) but it just didn’t come together in a meaningful way for me. it felt like a bunch of different possible movies cobbled together.

21/09/12 ◔ 1
harry potter

❤ male: sirius black/remus lupin DON’T MAKE ME CHOOSE (also lol did u know that people call their ship name “”“wolfstar”“” i’m so disgusted)
❤ female: luna lovegood
✖ least favorite: ALBUS DUMBLEDORE WHAT AN ASSHOLE
✔ who resembles me: i am told 100% of the time that i am hermione but i’m p sure that’s just because i have big curly hair like she does and i’m a know it all idk i empathize a lot with lupin too so i guess a lupin and hermione baby
❤ most attractive: in my mind it’s james potter. in the movies it’s cormac mclaggen he has a serious FACE
❤ three more characters that i like: weasley twins (count as 1), lily potter, tonks

13/09/12 ◔ 1
JEWEL TONES also the fat twin thing is horrifying I don't know how youve been able to move on

no you don’t understand like that was one of the most traumatizing things that has ever happened to me i was so confused and distressed all day i was like “did she eat a baby or something??” BUT THEN THE SKINNY TWIN APPEARED AND STOOD RIGHT NEXT TO HER LIKE THEY WERE IDENTICAL TWINS MINUS THE 40 POUND WEIGHT DIFFERENCE IT CHANGED MY LIFE

12/09/12
dupery asked
20, 23, 35, 36, 60

20. An underrated director.

I don’t really know if he qualifies as “underrated,” exactly, but I’m pretty much perpetually offended that Pedro Almodóvar isn’t just showered with Oscars and worldwide admiration because I love him so much.

23. An overrated director.

I violently hate just as many David Fincher films as I enjoy (I consider Benjamin Button to be three hours of my life that I’ll NEVER FUCKING GET BACK) so the way that tumblr still manages to be up on his dick makes me want to stab people.

35. Actor in need of new agent.

This is probs blasphemy since I worship the ground he walks on but I really wish Christian Bale would stop making the MOPIEST FUCKING MOVIES and do something even remotely comedic again. I feel the same way about Leonardo DiCaprio except I care about his life way less.

36. Actress in need of new agent.

Why does Juliette Lewis not make movies anymore? Besides Due Date, apparently? I’d like to see her actually do something again since she’s in a lot of my favorite films…sigh.

60. Biggest movie pet peeve.

Anything with shaky cam, despite the fact that I still love Cloverfield, because movies with too much handheld camera stuff WILL make me throw up and I WILL have to run out of the theater in the middle of Black Swan to barf and it’s not fucking cool.

16/07/12 ◔ 4
wibnutler asked
WATERPOLO

omg i wonder what u could possibly be alluding to here

ANYWAY i played water polo once upon a time but all the girls on my school’s team were BITCHEZZZZZ so i quit but i had to get my water polo coach to sign off on my drop slip or whatever but he was like this giant dreadlocked man and i was afraid of him so while i was waiting for him to come back i just rAN AWAY FROM HIM AND RAN ALL THE WAY DOWNT HE STREE TO DAKOTA’S HOUSE AND HID UNTIL I COULD GET MYMOM TO PICK ME UP BECAUSE IWAS TOO AFARAID TO WAIT FOR HIM AND I NVER PLAYED WATER POLO AGAIN

14/07/12 ◔ 1
wibnutler asked
CHRISTIAN BALE IF IT HASN'T BEEN DONE

christian bale is the love of my life and like i don’t even talk about him very much on this blog (or maybe i do) but that’s because he’s so important to me that like there isn’t even anything to say about him like at this point he’s just assimilated into my existence i am christian christian is me we are one sorry sibi but christian and i are meant to be (but it’s ok because i’ll settle for being a concubine bc i don’t want to wreck ur home bc that would make christian sad)

10:41PM ◔ 1
wibnutler asked
CAT

I ALREADY ANSWERED THIS ONE BUT MY CAT HAS GOTTEN EVEN CLOSER TO ME SINCE I ANSWERED THAT FUCKING CRAZY BITCH LEAVE ME ALONE DINAH:

10:39PM ◔ 1
wibnutler asked
GLOMP

LFJDASKLFJASLDFJAKLSJFALKSFSDFA OMG ONCE UPON A TIME I WUZ THE WORST PERSON IN THE WORLD AND I WAS REALLY INTO ANIME AND USED WORDS LIKE THIS AND “CLAIMED” BISHONEN AS MINE EXCEPT CRAZY LAUREN LIKE PREEMPTIVELY CLAIMED EVERYONE ON THE PLANET AKA IF I COULD KILL TWELVE-YEAR-OLD ME THEN I FUCKING WOULD

10:37PM ◔ 2